Do we have any musicians out there?
I want somebody to write me a song. I've got the basic theme, even some lyrics, somebody write me a punk or rock song:
Courier companies don't answer their phones
Courier companies don't do as they're told
Courier companies are really the pitts
Courier companies give me the shits!
I call them up to change an address
They nod and smile and make no redress
I call them up to find something lost
But really, man, they just don't give a toss!
Feel free to chop and change anything as necessary.
9 comments:
i think we have annother hit:)
Sing it to the tune of 10 green bottles, sitting on the wall :)
I'm thinkin' 3 chord Ramones style buzzsaw guitars and an 8/4 time.
Aidan - when it comes to music, good or bad is subjective. So yeah, I think it's great!
Cazzie - hmmm not QUITE what I had in mind... :)
HE - that's probably about what I was thinking of... maybe WW's son's band could give it a shot?!
Sadly, I am greatly untalented at coming up with music for your clever lyrics.
I call them up to change an address
They nod and smile and make no redress
I call them up to find something lost
And they just tell me that they are LOST.
Keshi.
I'm a person, I'm a person
Change my address!
I moved to a new place
I have to confess!
Don't you ignore me, ignore me
when I call your help phone!
I need your assistance
so don't leave me alone!
Could this song possibly be the by-product of a bad day at the saltmines? *grin*
Thanks everybody for your contributions... I'd like to see guitar tabs next!!
Jewel - every day is a bad day at the saltmines!
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