My hand hurts. You may be curious as to why my hand hurts. It's because I just punched a wall. You may wonder why I punched a wall. It's because I was unable to punch the guy who drove by as I walked home and yelled "SLUT!" at me out his car window.
I'm beginning to think that our justice system should more closely resemble the process of training a dog. If a dog poops on the carpet, you reprimand him immediately and sharply - if you delay, he will have no understanding of why he is being punished; and if you are not sharp with him he will be unsure if he is actually being punished or not.
As such, it should be perfectly legal for me to punch somebody in the face in response to him calling me a slut. In fact, it should be illegal for me NOT to punch him in the face for calling me a slut. By not punching him, I am allowing him to escape his offence unpunished, and he will have no hesitation in re-offending. I am contributing to the overall lawlessness of society. I am failing in my duty as a citizen. I'm a bad dog!
11 comments:
That's awful!
Too bad he was in a vehicle or you would've been able to punch him where it hurt!
That arsehole is an object for your pity and not your scorn.
I find it very hard to share the planet with retarded frickin losers like that.
Yesterday I drove past our local park and had to slowly veer around some stoner teenager who yelled at me about my driving abilities...
I put my foot on the brakes because I wanted to jump out and insert my steering wheel lock into his cranium.
I could see in the rearview mirror that he was giving me his best MEH-Face. I wanted to snap his little smartass neck like a chicken wing...but I realised that if I set one foot out of my vehicle the whole scenario could escalate into a legal proceeding ..and for what?
Because some little piece of crap like him..forget it. He ain't worth it.
His smartass mouth will eventually lead someone else's knuckles into his nose but I won't give his lawyer the pleasure.
And this is precisely why I am NOT a Police Officer.
What an absolute cretin!!! I don't blame you for wanting to punch him in the chops. I am sitting here right now dreaming up way worse punishments but like H.E. said he is a piece of crap that isn't worthy of you contaminating your sweet soul on.
On a good note, I did have a chuckle when you called yourself a "bad dog". Just appealed to my warped sense of humour.
He is obviously delusioned into thinking you are someone else...what an idiot he is.
I'd want to smash him, too!!! What an idiot!!! What thrill could anyone possibly get from yelling SLUT at someone???? I think you should be able to shoot him on sight :).
I am still keen to start our own civilisation, with IQ test.
Or humanity test, ahhh for a perfect world
No matter what anyone says, words do hurt, but we have the power to put them in their proper context, to discard them and consider the source, you know, Stace? You are certainly not a slut. I know that and I've never met you in person even. So just pity the poor soul who is so ignorant as to throw out such a cheap shot to someone he doesn't even know. He's not worthy of your anger. ((HUGS))
Slut? Is that the best that moron could do on short notice? Bah. Some people are so dumb.
Howz ur hand girlie??
That poor wall!
I should respond for stace, she doesnt have the net at work wiht her new job, ours at home is painful to use.
She may take a while to respond.
Post a Comment