Guess What I got for Valentines Day? I bet you'll never guess.

I got nothing. That's right! No flowers, no chocolates, no sex, no "I love you". Nothing! I wouldn't say that I'm materialistic, but I am disappointed! All day I was sitting there wondering what would be brought home for me - and it was nothing. I wasn't even treated any differently, it was just a normal night - that is to say, the computer and a car magazine had rather a lot of his attention. I bought chocolates for him! I should eat them myself. After all, I paid for them, and if he'd bought me chocolates I wouldn't have to eat his!