I wrote a quick something last night, a bit of a self-portrait in writing, I called it A Night In The Life and there it is. It's a bit odd, not really thought through, and not well structured, but it almost defeats the purpose of a self-portrait, if you don't make it true to yourself. So I didn't even read it over, just wrote it and uploaded it for your perusal!
I also uploaded myself singing Total Eclipse of the Heart, it's not very good though.