My bloody toilet's buggered! The cistern won't fill, it keeps just draining right through into the bowl. Dad advised I thump it, that worked once, but not after that. So I've got a plumber coming tomorrow - apparently an out of order toilet does not count as an emergency so they can't send someone out tonight. Thank God Cossack lives upstairs. His toilet! Or, of course, the old fashioned "bucket" method. Either way, it ain't no fun having a buggered loo.