Well, I've done a few serious and pissed off and depressed posts of late. So I figure it's about time I told a joke.

Q - What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A - A woolly jumper!

I apologise to my fellow Australians, who have all been sick of that joke since age 5. But it is just possible there's somebody out there in the big wide world who hasn't heard it!