Thursday, January 23, 2003

I got kind of a funny email today, it's pasted below. (I don't know about the truth of these, by the way!)

- A dragonfly's penis is shovel-shaped at the end, to scoop a rival male's sperm out of the female it's impregnating.
- A beetle in Africa called the Goliath Beetle is as big as your fist
- Arachibutyrophobia is a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
- Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts.
- Due to the time zones, Santa has 31 hours to deliver gifts? This means that he would have to visit 832 homes each second! (now thats worken fast!)
- In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection. (damn it!! if it was true, women would be able to know who are the wankers or not)
- Michael Jackson won the most grammy's ever with a total of eight (go michael!)
- In the U.S., there is, on average, three sex change operations per day.
- The human head contains 22 bones.
- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
- The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night
- A polars bear's skin is black and its fur is clear not white.
- Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes per foot
- By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
- Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals
- Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
- The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
- 4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.

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