What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t, the road simply changed position in relation to the chicken.
What is the difference between a duck? One of it’s legs is both the same.
What’s huge and blue and has seventy-three legs? I don’t know but its sitting on your shoulder.
What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper. (red/read)
How do you get ten babies in a bowl? With a blender.
How do you get the babies out of the bowl? With Doritos.
Did you hear about the dog who sat down to chew a bone? When it got up it only had three legs.
Why do people insist on stating the obvious? Because if their lips stop moving their brains might start working.