Do we have any musicians out there?
I want somebody to write me a song. I've got the basic theme, even some lyrics, somebody write me a punk or rock song:
Courier companies don't answer their phones
Courier companies don't do as they're told
Courier companies are really the pitts
Courier companies give me the shits!
I call them up to change an address
They nod and smile and make no redress
I call them up to find something lost
But really, man, they just don't give a toss!
Feel free to chop and change anything as necessary.