Monday, April 02, 2007

Do we have any musicians out there?

I want somebody to write me a song. I've got the basic theme, even some lyrics, somebody write me a punk or rock song:

Courier companies don't answer their phones
Courier companies don't do as they're told
Courier companies are really the pitts
Courier companies give me the shits!

I call them up to change an address
They nod and smile and make no redress
I call them up to find something lost
But really, man, they just don't give a toss!

Feel free to chop and change anything as necessary.

9 comments:

Aidan said...

i think we have annother hit:)

Cazzie!!! said...

Sing it to the tune of 10 green bottles, sitting on the wall :)

Homo Escapeons said...

I'm thinkin' 3 chord Ramones style buzzsaw guitars and an 8/4 time.

Stace said...

Aidan - when it comes to music, good or bad is subjective. So yeah, I think it's great!

Cazzie - hmmm not QUITE what I had in mind... :)

HE - that's probably about what I was thinking of... maybe WW's son's band could give it a shot?!

Menchie said...

Sadly, I am greatly untalented at coming up with music for your clever lyrics.

Keshi said...

I call them up to change an address
They nod and smile and make no redress
I call them up to find something lost
And they just tell me that they are LOST.


Keshi.

Shelley said...

I'm a person, I'm a person
Change my address!
I moved to a new place
I have to confess!

Don't you ignore me, ignore me
when I call your help phone!
I need your assistance
so don't leave me alone!

Jewel said...

Could this song possibly be the by-product of a bad day at the saltmines? *grin*

Stace said...

Thanks everybody for your contributions... I'd like to see guitar tabs next!!

Jewel - every day is a bad day at the saltmines!