I've just asked Dave to choose between me cooking him dinner, and Big Brother, and he chose Big Brother. That, I think, is rather worrying. He accuses me of "forcing" him to starve. I simply refuse to watch or listen to Big Brother, which being in the kitchen I could hardly avoid. So I won't cook if the TV is on. He won't cook himself, and he won't turn the TV off, so I don't see that I am making him starve!