I've just stubbed my toe quite hard and painfully on the corner of the couch. It's throbbing, hurting, and bruised, and I can't put any weight on it. Even putting the foot down heel-first jars it. It's very nasty.

I must stop walking into indoor furniture
I must stop walking into indoor furniture
I must stop walking into indoor furniture
I must stop walking into indoor furniture

Good ol' "writing lines", always helps the learning process... That's how I learnt to spell Wednesday. Wrote it out a thousand times, at the direction of one of my more sadistic primary school teachers.