There are a few things Dave should realise by now.

I'm going to get pissed off at him every now and then. We live together, for God's sake, these things happen - probably more often than we'd like, but what can you do?

That doesn't mean I don't love him and value the relationship. I do. A lot.

From that you can deduce the position of any and every other guy I know - friends.

Think I'd risk ruining what we've got here by screwing around? Hell no.

Even if these friends want to (and I flatter myself in even contemplating that they might), they all bloody well know better.

I am a mature and responsible adult and can realise the consequences of my own actions - even when a little drunk, like tonight.

Bah!